Sphere of Influence

Source: funnyordie

• Slater: if someone brought me back from the dead to know the future I'd give em a huge spray
• Me: that's what heaps of them do
• Slater: "are you an idiot? I died ages ago - how would I know more than you about anything?"
• Slater: "in fact, YOU tell ME stuff. what ever happened to phil and janice?"

• Question: Why did you IGNORE my Glee commentary!? AM I DEAD TO YOU OR SOMETHING - Anonymous
• Answer:

  ERIN! I only saw it well after you’d done it. I haven’t seen the ep yet. More importantly, come back. Now. We’re this close to staging an intervention. Hurry up.

The Jam next to The Sex Pistols? What crazy disorganised record store are you shopping at Armisen?

Source: different-exotic-fishes

• Question: your really pretty girlfriend looks really pretty in her fourthousand pic. - anchortongue
• Answer:

  She does! Good spot. Man, that Lapalux gig really drew a disparate crowd. I’m seeing Janelle Monae play tomorrow night, so all previous musical experiences cease to exist. 

morefunthanbeingsad:

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Ishmael (Moby Dick Remix)　

Yep. 10/10

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

I bet Air Bud’s so good because he’s an animorph that got trapped in dog form.

while protesting is still legal fuck you I’m watching the Simpson while it’s still legal

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

Australia, where a new member joining a children’s band is front page news for a week

my-esl-student:

I’ve been crying and I can’t stop shedding tears because I don’t want to return your cat.  I know I have supposed to keep your cat for five days during your trip.  However, I already have a strong attachment.  Will I be seeing the kitty soon?

I heard that ever since jocksrule moved to Lismore it’s become Les-more

Fuck me. This show.