anchortongue:

ATTN MELBOURNE TUMBLRRRSSS:
this out of control babe needs a home. she’s clean and quiet and really funny and the look on her face above is FAUX stern. she’s not even real stern. i’m vouching 100% cos she’s my BFF and if you aren’t happy with your new housemate, i’ll eat my blog! 
message me! 

Thoroughly, thoroughly seconded. If anybody in Melbourne wishes they were RL friends with me, but an actually more funnier version and someone who is prettier but probably doesn’t have as nice a pair of legs, then jump on board. This bitch kills it. Also, her name’s Caroline.

anchortongue:

ATTN MELBOURNE TUMBLRRRSSS:

this out of control babe needs a home. she’s clean and quiet and really funny and the look on her face above is FAUX stern. she’s not even real stern. i’m vouching 100% cos she’s my BFF and if you aren’t happy with your new housemate, i’ll eat my blog! 

message me! 

Thoroughly, thoroughly seconded. If anybody in Melbourne wishes they were RL friends with me, but an actually more funnier version and someone who is prettier but probably doesn’t have as nice a pair of legs, then jump on board. This bitch kills it. Also, her name’s Caroline.

Source: anchortongue